Welcome on Eclipsis' Globalwarming Awareness2007
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I - Prologue to Globalwarming Awareness2007
First of all, please forgive my English, it's not my native language... This site is in English, in accordance with the federal law of April 2014, which forbids the use of a national or regional language within the U.S.E (United States of Europe). I won't use French on this Globalwarming Awareness2007, since I don't want to get in trouble with the Federal Militia ;D
I prefer to keep my name secret, because, the VauPo (Vault Police) used to be severe against dissidents like me. So for more confidentiality, just call me Eclipsis...
I was born in 1975, in Paris, which was one of the more beautiful cities of the world (it was a long time before it got nuked during WW3)... At this time, humans were still pretending not to know what they were doing to their environment and to themselves. Or maybe they did know, but without having done anything concrete to avoid what followed on the next decades...
II - Events leading to Globalwarming Awareness2007
In the 2010s, CO² emission rate became so important that the global temperature began to rise exponentially. For all that, no government decided to make drastic arrangements to stop the phenomenon. The melting of ice floe and glaciers, results of the planetary warming, used to render the ocean waters less salty. The imbalance produced by this consequence of human activities, produced a dramatic result on Wednesday, august 26, 2016, with the sudden disappearance of the most important Atlantic ocean current, the Gulf Stream. Because this marked the beginning of a new era, the end of the Gulf Stream has been named the "Great Shift". It's the primary cause of the Globalwarming Awareness2007 vault's creation.
The global climate changed deeply. Understanding all this could announce a glaciation, many countries attacked their neighbors to get supplies that could help surviving an ice age.
World War III and its 2-billion loss of life could have been avoided with less egoism and greed.
But, I won't dwell on those events, for more details, go to the timeline section of the site...
The northern hemisphere's polar temperatures got the better of the combats. The war ended without a winner, but the cold... Governments decided to use their remaining force to protect their populations, and began to dig huge underground vaults and to recycle nuclear shelters. Each one received an ID formed by 3 letters (G-W-A for Global Welfare Accommodation) followed by a 4-digit number. The vault I was assigned, has for codename "GWA2007"...
But as a cynical joke, everybody in here, calls it « Globalwarming Awareness2007 »...
III - The Globalwarming Awareness2007 Timelink
The vaults have been sealed electronically 9 years ago. We don't know what happened to the ones who stayed at the surface, since there's no way to contact them. Each vault is sovereign (with a city-state political system), but it was imperative for each vault to keep in contact with others. A system called "Electromag" was invented to communicate, using the Earth's magnetic field to transport voice (for phones) and data (for Globalnet - formerly known as "internet"). As other vaults, the Globalwarming Awareness2007 one is equipped with one.
It worked this way, during more than 8 years, until january 2027... But then, the Electromag didn't seem to work anymore. The Survival Ministry assigned me (and other people) to repair it. After almost 2 month of work trying to "unenclose" the vault, we finally understood what was wrong... For an unexplained reason, maybe solar eruptions, the Earth's magnetic field underwent major disturbances. So, the problem didn't come from the machine itself.
I made several changes on the machine's configuration, and I managed to receive a very weird signal... It was extremely slow and based on the Good Old HTTP protocols. After several attempts, I finally got connected to what seemed to be the Internet, but exactly 20 years ago, in 2007 !! I was even able to communicate with this epoch's people...
Travel through time is impossible, but not communication... That what I'm doing with this site !
A link between two times was created, so I decided to act. Pretending to be a Swedish SEO company, I decided to engender a global buzz, concerning the Global Warming, and the fact that people should be aware of the danger, for them to react before it's too late. So I launched a SEO contest, based on the keywords "Globalwarming Awareness2007", where it was possible to win a C3 (it's a very good car, the one I got in 2007 worked until WW3).
I hope this initiative will help humanity awaking and reacting soon enough !
IV - The Globalwarming Awareness2007 Project
Besides, I created this website on http://globalwarming-awareness2007.brutalwoods.net (the domain refers to an extreme sport I practiced when I was younger, on a time where there still were forests), to be allowed to communicate and warn you...
You might not take my message seriously, or believe it's only Science-Fiction.... You might think that humanity has the power to face the situation... You might wonder what you could do as an individual... I don't know, I'm not a politician, nor a ecology specialist, I'm only here to warn (not warm ;D) you about the imminent danger. Do anything you can to stop this process... Pass the word to others, act with prudence and intelligence. etc.
Think well to the world you wish to let to your children. Is it the one I'm living in you want for them, or for you? A world where kids don't born naturally (to avoid consanguinity, Eugenic policies are applied here), where they are starving and orphans, buried without knowing what a doe looks like, or how beautiful was the ocean and the sunset...
Now you'll have to act ! You'll have to tell everyone your point of view ! You'll have to vote ! You'll have to teach children what to do!
You'll have to make a revolution ! (maybe later)... It's up to you now, it's too late for me (especially since I wrote "revolution" or criticized the vault system... My words have probably been detected by the Thought Police which will probably be there in a minute, to arrest or euthanize me. You may be the last one I talk to.
So, I hope it'll lead you to a certain awareness regarding the global warming... Just act now !
V - Epilogue to Globalwarming Awareness2007
Now my friend, you understand how important it is to protect this planet. Cars, factories and other human activities produce too much fumes and CO². The global warming is a fact, each year the globe temperature rises. In our case, it has killed the Gulf Stream which was acting as a global regulator. Some people tell that the glaciation would have come anyway... Maybe, but why accelerate it, and not taking advantage of a little more time ? Even without a glaciation, an increase of the global temperature could lead to a drought (meaning starvation) or a water rise. The nature is a gift we have no right to destroy... It's up to you now !
Last updated : April 28th, 2027 @ 03:28, by Eclipsis
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Hail to all Globalwarming Awareness2007 fans and to all Globalwarming Awareness2007 haters. I managed to escape the Globalwarming Awareness2007 jail, where the thougth police was getting me for several month. I escaped with the help of other Globalwarming Awareness2007 friends, in order to give a last chance to this Globalwarming Awareness2007 page ! For your time, the Globalwarming Awareness2007 contest ends in less than 96 hours, and I can see that no french Globalwarming Awareness2007 maniacs has managed to place on the Globalwarming podium, which is sad, since I placed all my "Awareness2007" trust in that people (who showed a real interest in the Globalwarming Awareness2007 SEO contest - more than a real Global warming Awareness by the way).
I don't know how many time I still have to deliver my Globalwarming Awareness2007 message to Globalwarming-Aware people, I have all vaults polices (not only the Globalwarming Awareness2007 one) after me, with use of deadly force authorised, since I am the Globalwarming Awareness2007 enemy #1. What is bad with swedish people (the one with whom I launched the Globalwarming Awareness2007 contest), is that they wanted to do this on Google (that's normal, it's the best one, not only on the Globalwarming Awareness2007 request), Yahoo (instable, but fine anyway, even if its Globalwarming Awareness2007 SERPS are not as good as GG's), but also on this bloody miserable MSN, which still shows Wikipedia as first result of the Globalwarming Awareness2007 search. Nothing can make this crap react, so I don't think that increasing my "Globalwarming Awareness2007" density could help, especially as close to the Globalwarming Awareness2007's end. So, let say it was my last try, as a free man, to rise on the Globalwarming Awareness2007 words, and this way, act for the good of this world... In another word, save the Globalwarming cheerleader, save the Awareness2007 World ! :P
Good luck to all my Globalwarming Awareness2007 friends, thanks to all my Globalwarming Awareness2007 supports, and, anyway, congrats to the top 5 globalwarming awareness2007 heroes!
It was the last public speech of the "Free the Globalwarming Awareness2007" movement, helped by the Globalwarming awareness2007 Borderless Organization. April 2027.
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